Monday, November 02, 2026
Seven things you can check before you hire a business coach, and how ActionCOACH, Business Mentors NZ, EOS, Simple-Growth and The Icehouse compare on each. Method and bias disclosed. Checked 2 November 2026.
Three weeks ago you couldn't answer the phone fast enough. This week it's silent, and you're wondering if you did something wrong. You didn't. This is a story about an owner riding a sales cycle that feels completely out of his control — flat out, then quiet, then flat out again — with no idea which customers are actually worth chasing when the phone does ring.
If that's you, the problem isn't your pipeline. It's that you've never worked out what a sale is actually worth to your business, so every quiet month feels like a crisis instead of a math problem.
Unpredictable demand is one of the top-cited stress drivers for small business owners — named by 28% of US owners in Xero's Emotional Tax Return 2026, reported by CPA Practice Advisor. Most owners respond by chasing every lead equally hard in the quiet months, which burns the same effort on a customer worth $200 a year as one worth $20,000. That's the real villain here: treating every sale as interchangeable, when they never are.
The quiet months feel random because you're measuring the wrong thing. "Sales are down" is a feeling about the whole business. "I know exactly which ten customers I'd call first" is a plan — and it only exists once you've actually ranked them.
Customer Lifetime Value and Customer Acquisition Cost, used together, turn a feast-and-famine pipeline into a plannable number:
Kevin's own mountain bike park client ran on exactly this kind of math. Eleven revenue streams, 730 season passes to sell, 300 already locked in from returning customers, leaving 430 to sell in ten weeks — six sales a day, not a vague "sell more passes" target. The same clarity applied to a single mechanic's KPI: offer 50 customers a free bike check, and watch repairs and rentals climb while accidents fell. One number, tracked daily, beats a hopeful quarter.
"Kevin is an absolute powerhouse! He doubled our business's profits in the first month alone with lots more of his recommendations still to be rolled out."
— Curtis Hacon, Give A Sh!t
Most owners can feel that some customers are worth more than others. What stops them acting on it is that nobody has sat down with them and actually run the numbers — it stays a hunch instead of a daily target. That's the gap coaching closes: turning "it's quiet again" from a feeling into six sales a day, or whatever your own number turns out to be.
This isn't for you if you'd rather keep treating every lead the same and hope the quiet months sort themselves out. It's for owners ready to know exactly which customers are worth chasing before the phone even rings.
You can't control when the phone rings. You can control which customers you chase when it does. That's a number you could work out this week, not a strategy overhaul.
If you're still chasing every lead the same way, no matter what it's worth, that's the first thing we fix — before you spend another hour on the quiet months.
Monday, September 21, 2026
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Monday, September 21, 2026
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Monday, September 21, 2026
If Sunday afternoon has become the least relaxing part of your weekend, it's a design problem, not a discipline one. Here's the fix.
Monday, September 21, 2026
Most owners choose a coaching format by budget, not by stage. Here's the test that shows which format actually fits your business right now.
Monday, September 21, 2026
Private label deals look like free growth — until they quietly cost you margin, capacity, and control. Here's how to protect your brand before signing.
Monday, September 21, 2026
New global research says 68% of small business owners now choose stability over speed — and that's the smarter growth strategy. Here's the 3-step Depth Audit to grow without breaking what you've built.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Most growth strategies don't fail because the market changed — they fail because nobody tested the assumptions underneath them. Here's the four-question audit that catches the weak spot before it costs you a year.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Your website, socials, and sales team may all be telling a slightly different story. Consistent brands see up to 33% more revenue — here's the one-page Message Map that fixes the drift.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Sales closes the deal, then delivery loses the customer within a quarter. The one-page Handover Brief that carries the promise, the anxiety, and the customer's real definition of success forward.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Every interruption costs roughly 23 minutes of refocus time, not seconds. The Protected Block system that stops "always available" from quietly destroying your most productive hours.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Coaching doesn't feel like steady progress — it dips hard around week five before the real structural change lands. Here's the 90-day curve nobody warns owners about, and why it matters.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
The instincts that built your first million will cap your next five if you don't replace them. Greiner's Growth Model explains why — and the Stage Check that shows if you've already outgrown your playbook.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
A new NielsenIQ study found 58% of shoppers don't care if it's your brand or the store's own. Here's the 3-step test to see if your FMCG brand earns its price premium.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Chasing every dollar of revenue isn't a growth strategy — it's a collection plate. Here's the four-question filter Kevin uses with clients before any deal gets signed.
Thursday, September 17, 2026
Most SMEs treat marketing spend like rent — fixed, tolerated, never questioned. Here's the 70-20-10 test-and-learn loop that turns it into compounding evidence instead.