Sunday, November 08, 2026

Coaching is largely unregulated, so the vetting is yours to do. Here are 12 questions to ask any business coach in NZ before you sign, with what a good answer sounds like.

Half your enquiries leave you flat. You quote them, you deliver, you never hear from them again — and somewhere in the back of your mind you suspect you’re spending your marketing budget attracting exactly the wrong people. This is a story about someone who wants more customers, but the obstacle isn’t reach. It’s that your marketing is built to appeal to everyone, which is precisely why it resonates with almost no one.

If you can’t say, in one sentence, which customers actually fund your business and which ones drain it, you’re not alone — most owners can’t, until someone sits down and asks them the right questions. The fix costs nothing but an hour of honesty.

You don’t need a bigger ad budget. You need to be impossible to ignore for the right dozen people, not mildly acceptable to everyone.

The Everyone-Marketing Myth

Trying to appeal to everyone is the most expensive mistake in small-business marketing, and almost nobody notices they’re making it. A website that says “quality service, competitive prices, family owned” could belong to any one of ten thousand businesses. It attracts anyone with a pulse and a credit card — including the price-shoppers, the drainers, the ones who will haggle you to the bone and never refer a soul.

The villain isn’t your product. It’s the belief that broader messaging means more customers. In practice, broader messaging means blander messaging, and blander messaging is invisible — and you’re probably not the best judge of your own message anyway. A 2026 UK survey found 88% of SME owners don’t fully trust their own branding to represent them accurately (Adobe, reported by IT Brief, October 2026). If you don’t trust it, your customers won’t either.

The Purple Cow: Remarkable Beats Louder

Seth Godin made the case plainly: in a market this noisy, a brown cow in a field gets no attention at all, no matter how good it is. A purple cow stops the car. Godin’s point isn’t to be weird for its own sake — it’s that remarkable, specific positioning does the job a bigger ad spend can’t.

Being remarkable starts with knowing exactly who you’re remarkable to, which means talking to the customers you actually want more of, not guessing from your own head. I’ve watched this play out with businesses like PhysioAction, Millie’s and Ellis Co — the positioning that finally worked for each of them didn’t come from a brainstorm in a boardroom. It came from a round of real customer interviews that surfaced the one sentence their best clients used, unprompted, to describe why they came back. That sentence became the whole campaign.

"Kevin assists businesses to understand their ‘Secret Sauce’ and implements a strategy to grow the company’s brand and in turn, business opportunities. His guidance and strategic advice is always well thought through and gets fantastic outcomes."

— Gareth Bayliss, Sales Manager, The Icehouse

Why “Everyone” Still Feels Safer

You already suspect your messaging is too broad. The reason it stays that way is fear — narrowing your audience feels like turning customers away, when it’s actually the only way to be chosen on purpose instead of by accident. Figuring out which sentence is genuinely yours, and not a guess, usually needs someone outside the business asking your best customers the blunt questions you’re too close to ask.

This isn’t for you if you’d rather keep the message vague so nobody can disagree with it. A Purple Cow only works if it’s specific enough that some people will say it’s not for them.

Find Your Sentence This Week

  • Call your three best customers and ask: “what made you pick us, in your own words?”
  • Write down the exact phrase, not your polished version of it.
  • Put that sentence — not your tagline — at the top of your next piece of marketing.

Key Takeaways

  • Narrow your message on purpose — broad marketing is invisible marketing.
  • Ask your best customers why they chose you, in their words, not yours.
  • Build your next campaign around one remarkable sentence, not a list of features.
  • Could a stranger repeat your Secret Sauce back to you after one read? If not, that’s the fix.

If your marketing is polite, professional, and completely forgettable, that’s the first thing we’d change together.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

They nodded, asked great questions, said it's exactly what they need — then disappeared. Here's why warmth isn't a buying signal, and the three-message sequence that gets stalled deals talking again.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Most SME marketing describes the product and targets a demographic — and both miss why people actually buy. Here's the Jobs To Be Done framework, and how to find the job your business is really being hired to do.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Nearly half of businesses miss the target they set for themselves — and it's rarely because the team didn't try hard enough. Here's the three-number check that builds a 2027 target you can actually hit.

Monday, October 26, 2026

ActionCOACH, an EOS Implementer or an independent coach? A fair, source-linked guide for US owners, with a six-question test to match the help to your biggest constraint.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Gallup's 2026 global workplace data shows manager engagement is collapsing faster than everyone else's. Here's the research-backed 3-step fix for SME owners wearing the manager hat too.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Only about a third of seasonal businesses hold enough cash to cover their leanest months before the slow season hits. Here's the ten-minute reserve check before this year's peak trade.

Monday, October 26, 2026

A well-known coaching ROI study found a $7.90 return per $1 spent. Here's an honest look at where that number comes from, and what actually transfers to an SME owner.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Only around 20% of companies complete 80% of their strategic goals, and fewer than half of employees know what's expected of them. Here's how OKRs fix that at SME scale.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Bain research shows winning a new customer can cost up to 25 times more than keeping one you already have. Here's the CLV/CAC discipline that flips where your sales effort goes.

Monday, October 26, 2026

A 2026 Gartner survey found SMEs put just 12% of marketing spend into brand-building, against the 60% long-term research recommends. Here's what that costs you eighteen months from now.

Monday, October 26, 2026

Fewer than 5% of employees understand their company's strategy well enough to act on it. Here's the one-page scorecard that fixes it, reviewed in 15 minutes a week.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Help to Grow: Management, a peer group like Vistage, or a business coach? An honest UK comparison, with best for and not ideal if for every option.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Free and low-cost mentoring suits some NZ owners; paid coaching suits others. Here is how to tell which fits your stage, your problem and your budget.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

Most SME owners know their follower count, not where their last ten paying customers actually came from. Here is the 2026 data on what really drives growth.

Sunday, October 25, 2026

ANZ's September 2026 survey shows NZ business confidence easing again. Here's the trap that data creates for SME owners, and how growth-minded owners should read it instead.