Saturday, November 07, 2026
NZ AI workshops range from a four-hour morning to a residential programme. Here is what the public prices show, what to ask before you book, and how to check whether government co-funding applies. Checked 6 November 2026.
Saturday morning, and you're on the phone to the client who pays slowest, complains loudest, and changes the brief three times before every job. Meanwhile the client who actually keeps the business afloat hasn't heard from you in six weeks, because they never make a fuss — they just quietly pay on time and reorder. If that sounds familiar, you're not managing a customer base. You're managing whoever shouts.
The villain is a quiet one: the belief that all revenue is good revenue, so every customer earns the same attention, the same discount flexibility, the same Saturday phone call. It feels fair. It's also why some owners work flat out on turnover that barely moves the bank balance.
What you'll miss if this doesn't change: another year spent servicing the loudest half of your customer list, while the quiet, profitable half slowly drifts toward someone who does call them back.
I worked with a client who had 123 customers on the books. We sat down and actually graded them — not by gut feel, by revenue and margin, properly totted up. Eight customers. Just eight, out of 123. Those eight were worth $266,240 of the $630,220 the business turned over that year — well over 40% of revenue from under 7% of the customer list. Nobody had ever added it up before. The owner had been treating customer 9 and customer 119 as equally important, because on paper they looked the same: both "a customer."
"Kevin is an absolute powerhouse! He doubled our business's profits in the first month alone with lots more of his recommendations still to be rolled out."
— Curtis Hacon, Give A Sh!t
Here's the uncomfortable part: the clients draining your weekends are rarely your worst clients by revenue — they're just the ones who ask the most and pay the least in proportion to the noise they make. The fix isn't firing anyone in a dramatic way. It's simply knowing which eight to call first, and treating the discovery as data, not loyalty.
This isn't for you if you'd rather keep every customer exactly equal and keep working every Saturday to prove it. It is for you if you're ready to find out which eight customers are actually running your business.
If you've never actually graded your customer list, that's the one-hour exercise we'd start with.
Friday, September 04, 2026
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You don't need a national ad budget to get cut-through — you need dominance in the community your customers already trust.
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Most strategy fails in translation, not ambition. Here's how to cascade a boardroom goal all the way down to a Monday task list.
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Friday, September 04, 2026
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Friday, September 04, 2026
The owners who get the most from coaching don't walk in with good news — they walk in with a real problem. Here's why the progress-report habit quietly wastes coaching sessions, and what to bring instead.
Friday, September 04, 2026
Most productivity advice optimises the calendar you already have. The real fix is deciding what doesn't belong on it. Here's the 90/10 diagnostic for finding — and protecting — the small share of your week that actually drives growth.
Friday, September 04, 2026
Most sales training focuses on the pitch and the close. The outcome is usually decided in the first five minutes. Here's the diagnostic-first opening sequence that changes conversion rates without changing your product or your price.
Friday, September 04, 2026
Most SME marketing leads with product specs. Buyers respond to stories. Here's the system for finding, capturing, and multiplying the customer stories you already have — with an FMCG-specific angle on letting the shelf and repeat-purchase data talk.
Friday, September 04, 2026
Most SME owners treat pricing as a set-and-forget cost calculation. Here's why price is actually the highest-leverage growth lever in your business — and the three-number method for testing whether you're underpriced.